a card even worse than scathe zombies..
Posted By:
catowner
(12/5/2010 4:39:45 PM)
Diregraf Ghoul
Walking Corpse
Bog Raiders
Scathe Zombies
and now this..
This is an extremly HORRIBLY card!
Posted By:
Ninjacat
(6/11/2012 3:22:21 PM)
Wizards has some strange sort of humor, but i had a good laugh nonetheless.
Did they need some really awkward cards for drafting?
Or were they in fact just like printing junk aside from the fact that Zendikar has lots of greatly playable black Vampire cards. Wait that's it, i guess they wanted to emphasize the huge contrast single-black colored and a double-black colored cards can have. If that's the case - awesome job! :D
Whatever the reason of making such a card was, this card takes in a new place in my "worst-cards-ever-collection".
Definitely a good pick for a Chimney Imp deck.
Posted By:
Mode
(9/25/2009 4:58:56 PM)
It's like an apology for the fact that vampires are so utterly dominant otherwise.
Posted By:
MrPink343
(10/6/2009 9:49:09 PM)
How the hell did WotC find this funny enough to keep?
Posted By:
Axelle
(5/7/2011 10:13:08 PM)
Ok I can kinda see the humour in this card but this is seriously the most unplayable card printed since viashino skeleton, possibly even more unplayable than it.
I can see that scathe zombies was too broken, but this?!?! Really Wizards?!?! Some people think you ripped them off out of their boosters. Even though it is a common, its not even worth being a firestarter. Its that bad
Posted By:
Flop_It_Out
(7/6/2011 8:43:37 PM)
Sure, bad cards are necessary, but do they have to be THIS bad? I think not.
Posted By:
InfernoTowel
(10/3/2009 12:05:36 PM)
I like it because of flavor, I hate it because of playability. And if I think what this could be for 
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Posted By:
Neutralion
(4/18/2010 11:43:58 AM)
How could they possibly justify this card?
All I can think of is that maybe they have some other card in the upcoming set that makes thus suck less. Like a vampire that lets you play mindless null for free or something. Heck, I am grasping at straws here.
Posted By:
pumaman83
(9/26/2009 1:51:41 PM)
flavor, mabye?
Posted By:
brunsbr103
(10/5/2009 5:49:18 PM)