Kids, this is why you want to brush your teeth. :)
Posted By:
nessy_ydissac
(4/30/2012 10:34:18 AM)
It's like if Jared Leto had been addicted to blood, instead of H, in Requiem for a Dream.
Posted By:
magicpablo666
(4/26/2012 5:04:05 PM)
This is one of the best combinations of art, ability, and flavor text in this set and possibly in Magic.
Posted By:
SyntheticDreamer
(4/26/2012 6:02:40 PM)
They could have just stuck a Muzzle on him instead I suppose. Wouldn't a Vampire get -1/-1 counters each upkeep without nourishment?
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(4/26/2012 11:32:16 PM)
...so apparently breaking their fangs removes their unholy strength?
Posted By:
Anggul
(5/8/2012 12:11:56 PM)
@Totema: Gah, you beat me to that joke! XD
Stopping all damge, not just combat, is a feather in this cards cap ^^
Posted By:
Oulvine
(5/3/2012 4:33:14 PM)
This card is very wrong.
I assume that who caught this vampire are humans, well, naturally a vampire strength cannot be matched by a handful of humans.
Let's say they defang him, but does that take his vampiric powers too? or does he feel like castrated?
From the flavor text, i guess they assigned him to some job or labor after they defang him, can vampires really be controlled that easily? even if it's true, he won't survive a day, because he needs to drink blood using those fangs, a**holes.
Posted By:
Diablothe13
(6/24/2012 9:18:17 AM)
Prevents creatures from using abilities to deal damage, but still allows them to attack and block. I'd say Pacifism's better in the majority of situations, especially while Titans are still in standard.
Posted By:
CAustin582
(4/26/2012 9:30:45 PM)
A lot of people are focusing this on Vampires- understandably, as the flavor art agrees. However, this can be equipped to non-Vamp, non-Wolf creatures. Because it also removes the teeth from your Grizzly Bears. I wonder how well it'd work in-world with Experiement One or Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore?
Posted By:
Jdrawer
(7/24/2013 4:54:00 PM)
the flavor really isn't hat hard to understand guys. he's defanged - meaning he can't feed on his own, AND in Innistrad lore that means he can't feed to the point of killing someone. because he can't feed to his full extent, he relies on whatever blood he's given, making him weak and ineffectual due to starvation. I think this is fantastic art for White, which usually has the flavor of humans fighting the monstrous creatures of the other colors.
Posted By:
caldur06
(8/25/2012 12:59:32 PM)