Brion Stoutarm
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He is in my Gisela EDH deck 'cause Malignus hates chumps.

And props to bay_falconer for being a fellow troper.
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Posted By: New_Flesh (6/23/2012 8:21:16 PM)
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Good with act of treason and whatnot.
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Posted By: TheWrathofShane (8/2/2012 9:53:08 AM)
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YES. PHYREXIAN PROCESSOR! YES! EVIL! YES!

Over-excitement aside, giving him Grafted Exoskeleton is simply delicious. Just play a Moltensteel Dragon/Immolating Souleater, pay X life until their power is 10, then pop opponents like it's no tomorrow.

Play Resurrection for extreme douchebagery.

Not only that, but I'd expect you to play Stonehewer Giant with him and maybe a few Giants while you're at it. Maybe Sun Titan and have Souleater come back each turn? It isn't that far-fetched
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Posted By: Ferlord (11/22/2012 8:38:33 PM)
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It's worth concidering putting a Squee in there, just in case you run out of things to throw.
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Posted By: Milun (12/4/2012 12:46:07 AM)
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You get bonus points for running Brion in a deck with no other creatures. "The steal-a-thon is on." Bonus bonus points if you figure out how to steal and fling a Progenitus. (It can be done!)

Not to mention...

ZEDRUU: I'm gonna start dumping all these creatures with negative abilities on you, like Bronze Bombshell. Ok?

BRION ... :D

ZEDRUU: Aww crap. Not you again.

BRION ... :D :D :D :D :D
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Posted By: Salient (1/7/2013 10:17:00 PM)
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Solid, well costed creature with a decent ability and an in-built, cheaper Fling? Excellent.
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Posted By: T20Mad (3/24/2013 3:13:03 PM)
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I like that he can just pick up an Eldrazi or Colossus, and throw it like it's no big deal. Not only that, but he *kills it in one hit* in the process.

There's only a few creatures in magic that do things like that; one being Pit Spawn
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Posted By: blurrymadness (4/3/2013 8:40:31 AM)
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Phyrexian Dreadnought
ETB effect triggers and goes on stack.
Respond with Brion Soutarm's activated ability.
Smile.
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Posted By: Golem_Token (2/28/2014 11:13:10 PM)
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Brion, Serra's Avatar + Gift of Immortality. You are on saucy tart.
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Posted By: tehjdot (4/8/2014 9:45:22 PM)
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What would Brion Stoutarm do if he were here today?
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Posted By: ixiduffixi (5/13/2014 8:26:44 AM)
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