Respond to your opponent's Mizzium Mortars with this. Then make a trollface.
Posted By:
Haplo81
(4/24/2013 8:28:17 PM)
The Showstopper! The Icon! The Main Event!
All your dying creatures will apply Sweet Chin Music someone/something's face!
Posted By:
SiamKor
(4/25/2013 3:19:53 AM)
So many levels of fail. In the original Ravnica, Rakdos was cruel, unpredictable, merciless, a guild to be feared. There was an aspect of deranged festivals there, but it wasn't the only focus. Now, what, all Rakdos are carnies? The art is embarrassing, the flavor joke is worthy of someone who was fired from Roseanne after a season and the effect is negligible at best.
Posted By:
CapmCrunch
(4/26/2013 6:59:30 PM)
*cough*wrath of god*cough*
Posted By:
SirLibraryEater
(4/27/2013 7:04:41 PM)
"There's no candy in there! You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"
Posted By:
Trygon_Predator
(4/24/2013 7:01:05 AM)
From the rules:
"Creatures that come into play after Showstopper resolves won't have the ability"
Posted By:
RAV0004
(4/24/2013 7:10:08 PM)
Saw the art before the flavor text. "Ahaha, they're like party poppers!"
Saw the flavor text: "AHAHAHAHAH NO"
Posted By:
Goatllama
(4/23/2013 3:55:52 PM)
Why is the center harlequin wearing American Flag-patterned clothes?
Posted By:
Nucleon
(4/23/2013 5:04:23 PM)
I wish this could hit players.
Posted By:
TheBringer
(4/30/2013 6:33:44 PM)
@CapmCrunch
That's exactly why I didn't much like Rakdos - until they started printing cards like this.
5/5 for Magic not taking itself too seriously. We're not playing Warhammer, here.
Honk. :O)
Posted By:
Heathspook
(5/17/2013 2:22:20 AM)