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Can you fizzle this with Ashnod's Coupon somehow, if you can force them to drink the drink?
EDIT: Best. Flavored. Text. Ever. Mmmmm....text....
Posted By:
DarthParallax
(2/16/2012 8:02:52 PM)
Get yourself a bag of Jolly Ranchers and go to town with this guy.
Posted By:
Saxophonist
(4/30/2012 9:41:53 AM)
Next un-set card candidate:
Nauseate 
(art: Fat Ass throwing up off the card, cut off such that we don't actually see anything too disgusting)
Destroy target creature or enchantment if its controller is eating as Nauseate is cast. (A player counts as eating if food is in their mouth and they're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
The mouth let flow with saliva, then bile, then the very intestines - the whole wrung inside out, dripping down into the murky waters of the toilet
(From Mortify if you didn't get it)
Posted By:
LordRandomness
(5/19/2013 2:47:39 AM)
Fat Ass vs Crackgate?
Heaven forbid if someone or some company made fun of anyone displaying a visible gluteal cleft.
Can WotC ban themselves?
Expecting post to be deleted in 3... 2... 1...
Posted By:
virtualviking
(3/15/2014 5:49:35 PM)
There should be a version of this card with that guy: http://9gag.com/gag/a6wjZD8?ref=fsidebar
A very nice card if you have enough food, of course. 4.5/5
Posted By:
SpikyFreak
(3/20/2014 11:38:52 AM)
Funny, but green could easily get a vanilla 4/6 for 
nowadays. In fact, Timber Protector even stacks abilities on top of it. Still, 3/5.
Also due to certain recent events, WotC should look back at this card and see how hypocritical they are.
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(4/8/2014 5:00:03 PM)