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I have never laughed harder at a magic card than when I first saw this card, except for possible Fleshbag Marauder
Posted By: HairlessThoctar (1/9/2010 10:41:38 PM)
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Oh no! Marit Lage got out of the ice and she's p*ssed!
Posted By: ZeroSheep (5/3/2011 6:43:28 PM)
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5/5 for the flavour text.
Posted By: legendary_orp (12/17/2013 8:00:45 PM)
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for me this card means 19LP boost, but for you ancient nerds this could mean as much as 30LP or more lol. like all cards in the unhinged set this card is good fun lol
Posted By: BrimandVormay (5/20/2009 10:42:46 AM)
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the youngest person I know who plays magic is 13, even for him it would be a good card, the oldest person I know who plays magic is 40.......
Posted By: supershawn (3/16/2010 9:57:16 AM)
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Granny PWND my @ss last nite
Posted By: @go (10/18/2009 7:57:01 PM)
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Strictly better than Stream of Life...I would imagine.

Abuse potential if you're playing Magic post-humously.
Posted By: DoctorKenneth (3/30/2010 12:13:12 PM)
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i count my age by hours, yeah 140808 life seems preaty good
Posted By: KnexWiz (5/11/2012 9:32:43 PM)
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Is she wearing a pineapple skin?
Posted By: azure_drake222222 (2/5/2013 5:41:28 PM)
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Very few people would play this card in a deck.. First requirement is for them to know what magic is...
Posted By: SwordSkill (11/22/2009 8:38:09 AM)
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