most phallic card ever?
Posted By:
metalevolence
(1/8/2011 7:15:50 PM)
This picture just screams penetration...and it has a little hat too ;)
Posted By:
spectermonger
(3/26/2010 10:24:28 AM)
A High Quality Common In Draft
Posted By:
MasterOfEtherium
(8/10/2009 3:10:57 PM)
Lately, one of my friends was running this in a wurm deck he had, but he was new to the game.
Only a new player would play this, but for a new player, this card is pretty awesome.
One: it can be cheap, and two, it can trample, I just wish that it worked with
Kaalia of the vast so I could get it out easier... but being neither an angel, dragon or demon, or red, it
Sucks. But honestly, I dont know why I would want to use it with Kaalia, seeing as it has NO ETB abilities.
Look, I really really wish I could like this card, as it seems cool, and I guess I would use it in draft, but
I just can't really get over the 7 mana. Seeing as, by itself, and in a vacuum, it's not going to
Kill someone before at least 4 turns or so, that means that they have plenty of time to deal with your non-
Effecient threat. And 7 turns to deal with you, provided you don't have ramp (I mean, honestly, is there
A situation where you would pay it's convoke cost? Not likely)
Please, I know I stated this card was... (see all)
Posted By:
Anubisisking
(7/11/2011 10:53:28 PM)
Interesting card, certainly. Convoke, to me, screams Token spam. I'll keep this card around.
Posted By:
sir_dwar
(11/17/2009 5:05:26 PM)
sorry, just can't take this card seriously. It just looks like some kind of weird tentacle porn thing.
Posted By:
Willieskyeyes
(1/18/2012 1:30:41 PM)
So we're all thinking it, I'm just going to come out and say it..... PEN1S!
Posted By:
ToastRecon
(9/23/2012 8:08:08 AM)
The only 5/5 monogreen trample wurm in Magic. If you ignore the convoke cost, can double as a Standard Wurm token.
Posted By:
Vogie
(6/20/2013 5:28:02 AM)
@Anubisiskin
The idea of convoke is not to make it cost zero, but to make it cost less a competitive amount For example, lets say you have three 1/1's on turn 4, with 4 Forests. That's enough to cast it on turn 4. This is powerful enough to see play in Pauper decks - that's an eternal format, mind you. I think the lesson is, remember that cards can be good in the format they are made for. It's not good in a flashy commander deck or a super-speed modern deck, but in Pauper or Limited, it's a solid, powerful card.
Posted By:
Sleepy_Jackdaw
(10/20/2013 12:44:26 AM)
There's less painful ways to put in an IUD than what is shown here.
Posted By:
car2n
(3/26/2014 6:28:51 PM)