Hello ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back to your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped using lady-scented bodywash and switched to Akroma's Memorial he could smell like he's me...
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
YOU'RE ON A BOAT!
With the angel your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
It's two tickets to that thing you love!
Look again;
THE TICKETS ARE NOW SWORDS!
Anything is possible when your man smells like Akroma and not an Eager Cadet.
I'm on a Steel Hellkite."
@scumbling1: Instead of expecting the Memorial to pump your cr... (see all)
Posted By:
Axelle
(7/29/2011 11:51:27 PM)
casual my a$$ this card is god. you throw this card out there and your opponent had better just bow down to the king. in the alara block this card would effect all but 1 style (as it covers both black and red) and it protects your monsters from the biggest damagers, as well as providing a mass of vigilant flyers who can just trample over their enemies without concern
Posted By:
BrimandVormay
(6/24/2009 7:01:39 AM)
yeah i cant predict this getting into play by hardcasting it... by the time you play this card your opponents are probably dead... and you are getting it into play via transmuter then you will probably go for the darksteel colossus or something easier to reanimate.
urza's lands and mana vaults are a must if you would even consider putting this in a deck. and even then, for 7 mana you would be better off throwing down platinum angel (it is just as easy to kill)
Posted By:
Megrimage
(10/24/2009 2:30:23 PM)
@Mike-C
Something tells me you might be new(er) to the game...
Posted By:
phyrexiantrygon
(1/9/2012 8:14:00 PM)
a better Eldrazi Monument
Posted By:
made4ipod
(2/6/2011 10:21:27 AM)
Ya, I'll Treasure Mage for this
Posted By:
SeiberTross
(2/9/2011 6:43:35 PM)
This would easily be constituted as a mythic rare.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(3/18/2011 4:06:36 PM)
wow all you need now is prot from white and lifelink and you can rename the card "god"
Posted By:
ninetailedfox
(5/1/2009 10:51:53 PM)
i think it would work wonders with a deck filled with deathtouch creatures. Flying, first strike, vigilant deathtouch creatures, with protection.. how ridiculous can it get?
Posted By:
shadowf0x
(7/24/2009 6:10:05 AM)
Why is everyone saying this is such a bomb card? It is 7 mana, and doesn't bring you much loser to winning games.
Posted By:
Designer_Genes
(10/26/2009 10:23:33 AM)