@Salient: To answer your question: a Spuzzem is a big green banana on legs with an individualist philosophy.
Posted By:
kazenpaus
(10/22/2012 4:34:00 PM)
Guys, it's simple. All you have to do is use some real magic to animate the card into a sentient being capable of making decisions.
Posted By:
achilleselbow
(4/11/2010 1:50:35 AM)
With some tweaking i could see this card being printed in a current set. unfortunately they would have to change the amusing wording, but it has potential to be a decent card after minor editing that would be nice after Scars block.
Posted By:
jsttu
(1/18/2011 11:33:08 AM)
The original text for this card is hilarious, but all kidding aside, this isn't that bad of a creature, especially for its time...
Posted By:
Guest57443454
(11/25/2009 6:44:55 PM)
Oh my god.
Win.
Posted By:
Gear61
(4/20/2010 8:18:16 PM)
I named a character Floral Spuzzem in Dragonfable because of this. Unfortunately, he still can't make decisions any more than this card can.
Posted By:
land_comment
(3/29/2011 5:13:17 PM)
They never reprinted this but trygon predator is similar.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(12/19/2010 12:49:32 PM)
The secret to playing Floral Spuzzem is faith. faith in that your best man will make the right decision at your wedding and not sleep with your sister.
Posted By:
ToastRecon
(8/2/2012 1:21:10 PM)
Such a display of individuality was wasted on a green card--it should have been red. 5/5 for pure awesomeness.
Posted By:
dlgn
(5/17/2012 9:59:42 PM)
I like that old creatures often dealt no combat damage when they had some special ability trigger. It is so flavorful, to send them on a mission that, instead of dealing damage, has some other purpose.
Posted By:
majinara
(2/13/2013 2:00:42 AM)