Crossway Vampire
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It's the red light that's distracting him, not the vampire. But goes really well in a vamp deck.
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Posted By: NeoKoda (5/27/2012 6:25:35 PM)
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are there literally NO comments on the game functionality of this card yet? :p

rofl. Obviously, it clearly prevents anyone from blocking by distracting them with massive tits.

I think this might be THE best 'can't block' red card- they stuck an almost-but-not-good-enough spell on a quite a nice creature for free. If it was just a 3/2 for 1RedRed it would still be limited viable.

A 3/2 for cmc3 in a relevant tribe....AND it's got ginormous boobs? Yeah. Sign me up. 3:)

(although, my conscience is crying a little bit inside for falling prey to the 'Fanservice Vampire' trick after looking down at all the girls led astray by Twilight..I try not to have double standards like that...)

anyway I rate the card 36DD :p
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Posted By: DarthParallax (2/28/2012 6:36:08 AM)
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I drew two foils of these... *** my luck -_-
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Posted By: Zaroganos (9/8/2012 11:20:51 AM)
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Yall never seen boobs before? Who cares...
As for the card, this has limited written all over it. As for constructed, heck no.
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Posted By: TheWrathofShane (3/18/2012 12:09:44 AM)
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Ms Jackson, if yer Nasty!
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Posted By: PastProphet (9/22/2011 8:17:01 PM)
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Big-Breasted Bloodsucker. hell yeah.
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Posted By: Nexath_of_Kalastria (2/14/2012 6:15:40 PM)
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dang thats a nice vampire :P
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Posted By: superjohn57 (12/3/2011 8:07:55 PM)
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Boob jokes aside, it works great with red's "slith" vampires.
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Posted By: DaLucaray (7/1/2013 5:03:45 AM)
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This is perfect for a vamp deck. Pair it with heirs of stromkirk or Erdwal Ripper and boom, you have an easy 1/1 counter.
Also, its a 3/2 for 3 mana. That is NOT bad....
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Posted By: Modernloki21 (9/27/2013 3:03:24 AM)
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She has some of the biggest boobs Ive ever seen. In this game anyway.
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Posted By: MasterOfTheVault (2/12/2014 7:57:18 PM)
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