Oh come on, enough of this already. Nobody likes you, Bountiful Harvest, go away!
Posted By:
True_Mumin
(7/15/2012 5:56:12 AM)
It would be... interesting, to say the least, to live in a world where the sun is a giant beating heart.
...now I'm reminded of Teletubbies for some reason.
@Salient: As I mentioned, that "giant glowing ballsack-looking thing" is supposed to be a, more or less, photorealistic depiction of a heart. As the sun. Or something. Man, it's almost as if you've never taken a biology class and think of candy hearts when you hear the word "heart" instead of actual, beating, convulsing, photorealistic hearts! Or something.
Posted By:
Tiggurix
(7/26/2012 6:34:59 AM)
At the M13 prerelease some guy was discussing his cards with his girlfriend: "But you can gain like, a lot of life!"
Even his girlfriend who didn't even play magic was like "Are you sure?"
I had hoped to play him so I could kick ass during the tourny. No such luck.
Posted By:
ToAsTy42o
(9/4/2012 8:48:19 PM)
Just using lands, you can at earliest get 5 life for 5 mana. Even if you play it on turn 10 it's probably not going to help you all that much.
Posted By:
TomTomat
(7/5/2012 6:19:27 PM)
I remember using this during a Limited tournament on turn 7. Things were looking a bit bad for me but luckily I was able to tap five mana to gain seven life! That seven life was enough to keep me going until next turn when I was horribly thrashed by my opponent BECAUSE IT COST FIVE MANA AND GAINED ME SEVEN LIFE.
Posted By:
Eternal_Blue
(7/6/2012 12:40:45 AM)
Not the best for... anything
Posted By:
Hivis_of_the_Scale
(7/5/2012 4:43:53 PM)
Before people start picking up their torches and pitchforks, I'd like to point out that Wizards knows this card will never see serious play. Certain cards are meant to appeal specifically to new players for whatever reason, and there's nothing wrong with that. This card, for example, teaches them that gaining life isn't as important as they think.
Posted By:
ThePantsAreDead
(7/6/2012 3:03:50 PM)
Hoh boy, this crap again...
1/5 because it miiight save you in limited. Though you really should have better cards than this, no matter what.
Posted By:
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
(7/5/2012 7:10:24 PM)
@True_Mumin
You meant to say, Nobody likes the jackass who designed and approved of this card.
@Thepantsaredead
**** that, the "new player excuse" is so stupid. Magic is easy to learn, and after they break the day or two learning curve, they wont want trashshit cards. Plus more then likely, they will have friends that get them into the game, that will explain this is a trashshit card from day 1. In the meanwhile its ****ing depressing to crack this open every time you buy a booster. Makes you want to... hmm I dont know... NOT BUY ****ING BOOSTERS???
I hate draft fillers, with a passion. Stop being cowards and increase the power level of your junk cards!!! Nobody likes to see terrible cards, but you make them every set!
Obviously there has to be "the strongest", and "the weakest", but you dont even try to balance the weak cards!! Its like a slap in the face!!
"Hahaaaa, have a hill giant, or a razor boomerang, or even a ... (see all)
Posted By:
TheWrathofShane
(12/21/2012 4:45:10 AM)
More awful life gain. If you want lifegain that relates to your lands, play lifegift. At least that one gains huge amounts of life in multiplayer regularily.
Posted By:
majinara
(7/6/2012 2:43:18 AM)