Hey, it's the card store guy I buy Magic cards from! And they got his condescending elitist nerd stance down perfectly!
Posted By:
TastetheJace
(2/4/2013 9:50:56 PM)
He rubs his Cheeto dust coated fingers all over the artifacts, making them worthless to keep by ruining their mint condition.
Posted By:
Smokey790
(4/11/2013 7:24:02 PM)
Fat guy with eye shadow and weird black belt armband things.
Thug life-level arm folding.
The ability to eat an Ivory Tower at will.
A frequenter of Snarg's House of Gin.
One of your very few choices for a pauper EDH deck.
Are you ready to unleash the fury?
Posted By:
Kirbster
(6/19/2012 7:27:10 PM)
He likes ferrets.
Posted By:
Lord_of_phyrexia
(11/8/2013 9:47:33 AM)
Notice the sign behind him "Snarg's House of Sin"
Posted By:
OdricsTactician
(2/19/2014 2:38:09 PM)
Fun fact: Joven plays bass in a KISS tribute band.
Posted By:
scumbling1
(5/17/2011 6:42:31 PM)
-_-: This guy looks like your standard-issue magic player...just add some thinning hair.
Posted By:
angelheartvial
(3/18/2011 10:57:33 AM)
the role model for overweight Magic players everywhere
Posted By:
iandustrial
(4/25/2009 8:29:40 AM)
I could cosplay Joven.
Yes, it's that sad.
@Kirbster: He can't eat the Dreadnought, that's what Chandler is for.
Concerning it being common: It's one of the C1 cards, printed once on the common sheet. There are also uncommon cards printed multiply on the uncommon sheet, while these show up in about the same numbers as the C1 cards, they are labeled uncommon. Finally, the U1 cards are designated rares.
Posted By:
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
(3/5/2012 2:22:29 PM)
The man with the ferrets.
Posted By:
Kryptnyt
(2/20/2010 12:20:43 PM)