Editor: You're one of our more...unusual...applicants, Mr. Ogre. And you feel qualified to serve as the paper's architecture critic?
Wrecking Ogre: (straightens glasses) Well, if I may tout my credentials in an overt manner, I have examined schools of design and building methods across a multitude of planes of existence. I'm versed in what you might call "New New International". That's something of a joke we have at the Gruul Academy, heh.
Editor: I see. Let's try a sample of your talents. (shows Wrecking Ogre picture of Guggenheim Museum Bilbao). Tell me what you think of this building.
Wrecking Ogre: Hmmm (strokes chin thoughtfully), the curves are daring, evocative of Gehry's style, but not borrowing too heavily from the past. The atriums are a brilliant contrivance, and the building compliments its surroundings beautifully without getting lost. Truly, a stunning- wait, are those titanium panels?
Editor: Umm, yeah, I believe the Guggenheim has titanium panels.
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Posted By:
Enemy_Tricolor
(2/17/2013 8:55:15 PM)
"Where's the wrecking ball?"
"He is the wrecking ball."
Posted By:
Goatllama
(1/22/2013 9:39:01 PM)
I'm gonna wreck it!
Posted By:
SirWhetcastleKibbs
(1/28/2013 2:03:27 PM)
I was playing a Gatecrash draft, and I had gone Gruul/Simic. In one game, my opponent was destroying me with Dimir/Orzhov. I had a Keymaster Rogue in play, and this card in hand. My opponent was one turn away from killing and/or milling me. I drew Ghor-Clan Rampager and suddenly "10/9 DOUBLE STRIKE UNBLOCKABLE WIN".
Talk about awesome.
Posted By:
CaptainNinJoe
(5/2/2013 6:04:29 AM)
Decent as a critter. Abso-frickin-lutely bonkers as a pump spell.
Posted By:
Flyheight
(1/23/2013 3:03:56 PM)
Using this on a hexproof creature will be all kinds of insanity.
Posted By:
lorendorky
(1/22/2013 6:02:23 PM)
this guy is the main reason among others that you should never tap out against Gruul. It won't be pretty.
I can't wait to finish games with this guy. What a beast! ,except he's an ogre. So what an Ogre!
Posted By:
alblast
(1/23/2013 9:10:22 AM)
@Flavortext: Then stay away from the Selesnya temples!
Posted By:
Superllama12
(1/22/2013 2:54:45 PM)
The buildings had it coming to em anyway.
Posted By:
Purplerooster
(1/25/2013 12:34:54 PM)
will be replaced by hound of griselbrand in standard till it rotates out then it'll see a tn more play.
Posted By:
raptorman333
(1/26/2013 6:11:03 PM)