Solider: "Sire, was all that really necessary?"
King: "You know how much I hate ants in the court yard..."
Posted By:
IshubarashI
(10/13/2010 9:54:54 PM)
Haha, awesome card for casual multiplayer games.
Me: "So... I'm basically dead next turn because you guys all ganged up and took away my board advantage?"
Friends: "Yep."
Me: "Fine. I cast Obliterate. Have fun starting from scratch suckers!"
Friends: "...Damnit!"
Posted By:
LarsBM
(10/2/2010 2:46:06 PM)
Play Avacyn beforehand and stomp on your opponents one at a time.
Posted By:
MicrosizeMe
(6/14/2012 7:15:40 PM)
What do you say when this card hits the field?
"This game has become too silly."
Posted By:
UndecidedLetter
(7/26/2010 11:00:22 PM)
I guess the soldier is Tajic, then.
Posted By:
MostlyLost
(6/28/2013 10:21:38 AM)
"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . ."
—Keldon soldier
". . . your cat, your comic book collection, the local Taco Bell, Walmart, your Aunt Mae, your internet provider. . ."
Posted By:
liir007
(8/16/2009 1:28:41 PM)
Killing EVERYTHING (except those lousy enchantments)? Awesome! Really love the flavour text as well!
Posted By:
TeamJD
(11/14/2008 11:13:19 PM)
yo dawg we heard you like destruction so we destroyed yo' dawg
Posted By:
Mata_Hari
(10/31/2010 7:41:38 AM)
This card should read, "Win target game you don't control."
Posted By:
Justice1337
(9/7/2011 2:48:34 PM)
how you gonna make those angels when your lands go boom?
Posted By:
GooberSnotpants
(2/6/2010 5:40:06 PM)