An Ode to the Mighty Storm Crow
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He bowls overhand.
He has won the same Lifetime Achievement Award...twice.
Bulls refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
If he were to say, "i... (see all)
Posted By:
Chaka-K-Rock
(10/17/2011 7:33:09 PM)
I shall be buried with four Storm Crows in my hand to defend me from any and all evil forces lurking in the afterlife.
Posted By:
jfre81
(6/17/2011 2:51:41 PM)
@FatLenny:
Okay, that made me *** myself laughing.
Props to you!
Posted By:
Blackworm_Bloodworm
(10/18/2010 7:47:01 PM)
Turn 1: Island
Turn 2: Another land, and Storm Crow
Turn 3: ???
Turn 4: WINNING
Posted By:
MarlinFlake
(3/9/2011 7:44:18 PM)
Storm Crow mocks your feeble attempts to sully its greatness with sarcasm. Such things will not go unpunished in the Glorious People's Republic of Storm Crow.
Be ever vigilant, comrades!*
*Vigilance is one of the eight creature keywords approved by Grand Comrade Storm Crow.
Posted By:
stygimoloch
(11/21/2009 5:42:53 AM)
Successful troll is successful.
Posted By:
AlphaNumerical
(8/31/2009 1:15:08 AM)
Combos with Island
Posted By:
.Blaze.
(2/7/2011 4:31:17 PM)
The card might as well say "win target game."
Posted By:
tachiKC
(6/19/2011 2:27:14 AM)
I carry a Storm Crow in my left-breast shirt pocket, on the off chance I get shot at. I'm confident it will block one or more bullets.
Posted By:
justinianwtf
(9/19/2011 9:10:07 PM)
on brighter side, this crow can kill Sea Eagle
Posted By:
Ezuna
(10/26/2011 11:13:49 AM)