Clearly, noone here has ever seen the horrors of a Horned Turtle. Maybe not strictly better, persay, but much more humiliating.
Jokes aside, I've seen a single horned turtle with flying win draft matches. That's what happens when you just don't have enough Storm Crow.
Posted By:
Dr.Pingas
(7/23/2010 9:22:25 PM)
Storm Crow fought Chuck Norris.
Wait, who's Chuck Norris?
Posted By:
bfugitive
(4/28/2011 3:01:59 PM)
Y'know, this isn't actually bad. It's just boring. 2 mana for a 1/2 flier is pretty well on the cost curve-- It's just that there are so many things that go over the top of the cost curve that nobody wants the things that are merely on it any more. Something like Chimney Imp I can understand the jokes for, since that's way overcosted for the effect you get, and it's too complicated as well. But how did a boring but fair card get to be the butt of so many jokes?
Posted By:
sonorhC
(11/5/2011 11:19:57 AM)
Main reason, why I made this account, is to like all the printings of Storm Crow.
5/5
Posted By:
Punkenstein
(9/9/2013 4:00:23 PM)
They should reprint this as a mythic rare.
Posted By:
Svartben
(10/5/2013 10:01:23 AM)
such a unfair card I play my Emrakul, the Aeons Torn only to watch storm Corw body slam it!
land_comment dont Joke like that storm crow deserves respect.
Posted By:
dragonking987
(3/31/2011 8:09:37 PM)
Heh
I just beat someone in a casual game with this!
THE LEGEND LIVES!
Posted By:
Moleland
(4/4/2011 10:02:22 AM)
Storm Crow can't smell fear. He IS fear.
Posted By:
WateryMind
(4/28/2011 8:17:32 AM)
How on earth could they ever manage to print as broken card as this???
Posted By:
correct
(6/2/2011 6:41:08 PM)
My girlfiend cheated on me with Storm Crow - but who could blame her. I wish storm crow autographed her before flying off, probably to destroy some civilizations somewhere
Posted By:
AngusMcSillyWilly
(7/11/2011 11:53:58 AM)