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Abstract Iguanart
( 2)
Creature — Art Lizard
(1/1)
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on Abstract Iguanart.
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Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
( 4)
Legendary Creature — Squirrel
(3/3)
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get (an acorn counter). Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get . , Pay X : Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. , Pay X : Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
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Adorable Kitten
( 1)
Host Creature — Cat
(1/1)
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
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Alexander Clamilton
( 3)
Legendary Creature — Clamfolk Advisor Rebel
(0/4)
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) , : Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
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Avatar of Me
( 4)
Creature — Avatar
(*/*)
This spell costs more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
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AWOL
( 3)
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
( 5)
Legendary Planeswalker — B.O.B.
(*)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens. The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.) +1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. −1: Draw a card.
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Bat-
( 0)
Creature — Bat
(+1/+1)
Flying At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
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B-I-N-G-O
( 2)
Creature — Dog
(1/1)
Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
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Boomstacker
( 3)
Creature — Goblin Artificer
(0/0)
As Boomstacker enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.) Boomstacker gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack. Boomstacker attacks each combat if able. When the stack falls, sacrifice Boomstacker.
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Booster Tutor
( 1)
Instant
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
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Bronze Calendar
( 4)
Artifact
Spells you cast cost less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot
( 2)
Creature — Bird
(2/2)
Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
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Cheatyface
( 3)
Creature — Efreet
(2/2)
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying
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Chicken à la King
( 3)
Creature — Bird Noble
(2/2)
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
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Common Courtesy
( 4)
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
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Common Iguana
( 2)
Host Creature — Lizard
(1/3)
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
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Dirty Rat
( 2)
Host Creature — Rat
(1/1)
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.
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Duh
( 1)
Instant
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
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Elvish Impersonators
( 4)
Creature — Elves
(*/*)
As Elvish Impersonators enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
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Emcee
( 3)
Creature — Human Rogue
(0/1)
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
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Enter the Dungeon
( 2)
Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
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Entirely Normal Armchair
( 0)
Artifact
During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. : Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair. , Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.
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Flavor Judge
( 2)
Creature — Bird Advisor
(2/2)
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.
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Forest
( 0)
Basic Land — Forest
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Frankie Peanuts
( 4)
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue
(2/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
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Free-Range Chicken
( 4)
Creature — Bird
(3/3)
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
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GO TO JAIL
( 1)
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
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Goblin Haberdasher
( 3)
Creature — Goblin Hatificer
(2/2)
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.
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Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
( 4)
Creature — Goblin Warrior
(2/2)
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
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Goblin Tutor
( 1)
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. 2 — A card named Goblin Tutor 3 — An enchantment 4 — An artifact 5 — A creature 6 — An instant or sorcery
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Growth Spurt
( 2)
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
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Half-Squirrel, Half-
( 0)
Creature — Squirrel
(-1/-0)
Whenever a nontoken creature enters, Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
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Hoisted Hireling
( 3)
Creature — Zombie
(2/1)
Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
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Humming-
( 0)
Creature — Bird
(+2/+3)
Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
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Infernal Spawn of Evil
( 9)
Creature — Beast
(7/7)
Flying, first strike , Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
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Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
( 10)
Creature — Demon Child
(8/8)
Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay , reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
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Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
( 11)
Creature — Demon Beast Grandchild
(9/9)
Flying, first strike, trample, haste This spell costs less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn. When Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
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Inhumaniac
( 2)
Creature — Brainiac
(1/1)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
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Island
( 0)
Basic Land — Island
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Jack-in-the-Mox
( 0)
Artifact
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add . 3 — Add . 4 — Add . 5 — Add . 6 — Add .
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Johnny, Combo Player
( 4)
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer
(1/1)
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
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Jumbo Imp
( 3)
Creature — Imp
(0/0)
Flying As Jumbo Imp enters, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
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Knight of the Hokey Pokey
( 2)
Creature — Knight
(2/2)
First strike , Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey Turn yourself around.)
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Krark's Other Thumb
( 2)
Legendary Artifact
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
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Look at Me, I'm R&D
( 3)
Enchantment
As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
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Look at Me, I'm the DCI
( 7)
Sorcery
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
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Magic Word
( 3)
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature As Magic Word enters, choose a word. Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
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Mer Man
( 5)
Host Creature — Human Fish
(3/3)
When this creature enters, you may draw a card.
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Mother Kangaroo
( 5)
Host Creature — Kangaroo
(1/1)
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
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Old Guard
( 2)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Soldier
(2/1)
, : Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
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Ordinary Pony
( 3)
Host Creature — Horse
(2/3)
When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
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Painiac
( 3)
Creature — Brainiac
(0/3)
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
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Paper Tiger
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Cat
(4/3)
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
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Plains
( 0)
Basic Land — Plains
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Pointy Finger of Doom
( 4)
Artifact
, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
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Poultrygeist
( 3)
Creature — Bird Spirit
(1/1)
Flying Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.
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Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
( 5)
Legendary Creature — Human Designer
(2/2)
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
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Rings a Bell
( 4)
Enchantment
As Rings a Bell enters, choose a word with four or more letters. After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.
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Rock Lobster
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Lobster
(4/3)
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
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Scissors Lizard
( 4)
Artifact Creature — Lizard
(4/3)
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
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Six-y Beast
( 4)
Creature — Beast
(0/0)
As Six-y Beast enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters.
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Skull Saucer
( 6)
Creature — Zombie Head
(4/1)
Flying When Skull Saucer enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.
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Slaying Mantis
( 7)
Creature — Insect Wrestler
(6/6)
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) Slaying Mantis enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When Slaying Mantis enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
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Snickering Squirrel
( 1)
Creature — Squirrel Advisor
(1/1)
You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
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Spirit of the Season
( 3)
Creature — Treefolk Spirit
(3/3)
When Spirit of the Season enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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Squirrel Farm
( 3)
Enchantment
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
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Staying Power
( 3)
Enchantment
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
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Stet, Draconic Proofreader
( 6)
Legendary Creature — Dragon Bureaucrat
(4/4)
Flying Whenever Stet, Draconic Proofreader attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet, Draconic Proofreader deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card. : Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.
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Stinging Scorpion
( 5)
Host Creature — Scorpion
(3/2)
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
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Strategy, Schmategy
( 2)
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect. 1 — Do nothing. 2 — Destroy all artifacts. 3 — Destroy all lands. 4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player. 5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards. 6 — Repeat this process two more times.
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Strutting Turkey
( 4)
Host Creature — Bird
(2/2)
When this creature enters, exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
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Super-Duper Death Ray
( 3)
Instant
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
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Swamp
( 0)
Basic Land — Swamp
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Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
( 3)
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process. Equip
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Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
( 5)
Legendary Creature — Bird Knight
(4/4)
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.) : Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset. : Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
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Time Out
( 5)
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
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Timmy, Power Gamer
( 4)
Legendary Creature — Human Gamer
(1/1)
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
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Topsy Turvy
( 3)
Enchantment
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.) As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
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Underdome
( 0)
Land
: Add . : Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
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Wall of Fortune
( 2)
Artifact Creature — Wall
(0/4)
Defender You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
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Water Gun Balloon Game
( 2)
Artifact
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters, each player puts a pop counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop counter up one. Whenever a player's pop counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop counters to "0."
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Wild Crocodile
( 2)
Host Creature — Crocodile
(1/1)
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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Yet Another Æther Vortex (Yet Another Aether Vortex)
( 5)
Enchantment
All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
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